Too long son. Too long. At nearly six months old, my newborn has given way to an infant. Between the developmental and physical changes, there have also been environmental ones as well. Still a decent amount of sleep deprivation and obsession over the color of poop and/or the lack thereof. Both have affected my ability to form cohesive sentences, let alone mature adult thoughts. Please know I have the best intentions of sharing our beautiful boy but let’s face it, I need both hands to keep him in one piece.